Commander Depantsing
A fast, funny, class-based Roblox invasion game.
The United Pants Defense Force battles alien Collectors trying to steal Earth's most valuable resource: pants.
Coming to Roblox
Press & player inquiries: info@collapsedstargames.com
“Every person deserves to have a good pair of jeans.
This ends today.
Not Our Pants, Alien Swine!”
UPDF Official Motto
Field Footage
The waistband war, in motion.
The Commander Attacks
Defender Gets Ballooninated
More footage on YouTube.
Match Structure
Three phases. Escalating chaos.
01
Phase 1
Setup
Before the invasion begins, Defenders get a short window to prepare.
Move citizens indoors. Build defenses. Set up safe zones. Repair what you can. Panic efficiently.
The UPDF calls it preparation.
The aliens call it annoying.
02
Phase 2
Invasion
When the mothership opens, the Collectors come pouring in.
Alien minions swarm the streets. UFO beams light up the sky. Part action game, part base defense, part rescue mission, part complete neighborhood disaster.
The aliens want pants.
The UPDF brought blasters.
03
Phase 3
Final Stand
If the Collectors gather enough pants, the battle moves to the Pants Factory.
Cannons come online. Citizens panic. Defenders regroup. The mothership looms overhead, ready to complete the most insulting invasion in galactic history.
Hold the factory. Protect the Golden Pants.
Bring the
mothership down.
More ways to play
The invasion is only the beginning.
Lobby Attraction
Minion Panic Bowling
Real ten-pin bowling where every pin is a live, complaining Minion. Classic Mode for purists — Mayhem Mode for mutant pins, ball abilities, lane mutations, Kingpin bounties, and bonus rounds.
Step up to the lane →
In development
Coming to the lobby
Minion Survivors
The Minions are coming in waves, and this time nobody is stopping to bowl them. A survivors-style mode, currently on the UPDF drawing board.
Details classified. For now.
Choose a side
Pick a faction. Pick a fight.
Defenders
United Pants Defense Force
Specialized heroes with very questionable training and very strong opinions about pants. Hold the line. Rescue citizens. Build the defenses. Save Earth's denim.
Meet the UPDF →
Collectors
The Alien Collectors
An elite invasion force with one sacred mission: collect every pair of pants Earth has foolishly left lying around on people. UFOs, minions, beams, and deeply unnecessary confidence.
Join the invasion →
- Not our pants. Not today.
- Defend Earth. Save the pants.
- The waistband war has begun.
- No pants left behind.
- Earth's last defense has pockets.