Keep moving.
The Minions close in. Aim your shots, make room to move, and watch your health and stamina. Standing still is a very generous offer.
SAME UNIVERSE. MUCH BIGGER MINION PROBLEM.
The whole neighborhood showed up.
Unfortunately, it's Minions.
Beta coming soon / Coming to Roblox

YOUR SURVIVAL BRIEFING
Third-person roguelite survival in the NOPAS universe.
A fresh build for every run.
The Minions close in. Aim your shots, make room to move, and watch your health and stamina. Standing still is a very generous offer.
Defeated Minions drop Pants Scrap. Pick it up to level up during the run and choose an upgrade card.
Stack upgrades as the pressure rises. During the longer breaks, the Laundry Line Draft gives you another chance to shape your loadout.
COMING IN THE BETA
Three events bring more trouble to your survival run. Consider this your advance warning.
HOLD THE LINE
A generator to defend. A crowd with other ideas.
LOOK OUT FOR THE LOCALS
The neighborhood needs more than a good hiding spot.
WATCH THE SKIES
As if the trouble at ground level wasn't enough.
BUILD YOUR WAY THROUGH
Bigger hits. Better movement. New combinations.
Shape your build one choice at a time.
PRIMARY WEAPON
Put more punch behind your primary weapon damage.
EXPLOSIVE BACKUP
Boost splash damage and splash radius for the Bobbin Bomber and Starch Bomb.
STAMINA
More stamina and faster stamina recovery. The Minions are not taking a breather.
MOVEMENT
Move faster. Give that approaching crowd a little more work to do.
The Laundry Line Draft mixes performance and luck. Every player gets their own pick, so you can focus on your build instead of racing your friends to the good stuff.
ONE SIDE. A WHOLE LOT OF MINIONS.
Take on the run solo or with a squad. In co-op, get close to a knocked teammate and hold the revive action to help them back into the fight.
The swarm doesn't stop while you help. Make space, watch each other's backs, and don't let the whole squad go down.
Teamwork: because “every Minion for themselves” is their strategy.


FIND YOUR PLACE IN THE FIGHT
Class roles give your build a starting point. Hold a lane, control the crowd, support your friends, or keep the biggest threats in your sights.
BUILT FOR ANOTHER RUN
Escalating enemies, bosses, and different arenas give your next build something new to handle.
Mix shared upgrades with class-specific choices. The wider design brings orbitals, auras, turrets, drones and chain effects into the chaos, with synergies to discover as you play.
Pants Scrap powers your build during a run. Lint is the longer game: persistent progression and unlocks that give you more to work toward between runs.
ONE RIDICULOUS UNIVERSE. THREE WAYS TO PLAY.
Match, NOPAS Bowling, and NOPAS Survivors are planned for the upcoming beta. Timing and availability will be announced.