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SAME UNIVERSE. MUCH BIGGER MINION PROBLEM.

NOPAS
SURVIVORS

The whole neighborhood showed up.
Unfortunately, it's Minions.

Beta coming soon / Coming to Roblox

A defender faces a huge crowd of orange Minions across a suburban arena
Development screenshot · Things may change before beta.
SOLO OR WITH A SQUADOUTBUILD THE SWARMBUILD AS YOU GO

YOUR SURVIVAL BRIEFING

Move. Shoot. Scrap. Repeat.

Third-person roguelite survival in the NOPAS universe.
A fresh build for every run.

01

Keep moving.

The Minions close in. Aim your shots, make room to move, and watch your health and stamina. Standing still is a very generous offer.

02

Grab the scrap.

Defeated Minions drop Pants Scrap. Pick it up to level up during the run and choose an upgrade card.

03

Make a build.

Stack upgrades as the pressure rises. During the longer breaks, the Laundry Line Draft gives you another chance to shape your loadout.

COMING IN THE BETA

The swarm has company.

Three events bring more trouble to your survival run. Consider this your advance warning.

HOLD THE LINE

Generator Defense

A generator to defend. A crowd with other ideas.

LOOK OUT FOR THE LOCALS

Protect the Citizens

The neighborhood needs more than a good hiding spot.

WATCH THE SKIES

UFO Attacks

As if the trouble at ground level wasn't enough.

BUILD YOUR WAY THROUGH

Laundry with side effects.

Bigger hits. Better movement. New combinations.
Shape your build one choice at a time.

PRIMARY WEAPON

Double-Stitched Rounds

Put more punch behind your primary weapon damage.

EXPLOSIVE BACKUP

Overstarched Payload

Boost splash damage and splash radius for the Bobbin Bomber and Starch Bomb.

STAMINA

Second Wind

More stamina and faster stamina recovery. The Minions are not taking a breather.

MOVEMENT

Greased Ankles

Move faster. Give that approaching crowd a little more work to do.

The Laundry Line Draft mixes performance and luck. Every player gets their own pick, so you can focus on your build instead of racing your friends to the good stuff.

ONE SIDE. A WHOLE LOT OF MINIONS.

Keep your squad standing.

Take on the run solo or with a squad. In co-op, get close to a knocked teammate and hold the revive action to help them back into the fight.

The swarm doesn't stop while you help. Make space, watch each other's backs, and don't let the whole squad go down.

Teamwork: because “every Minion for themselves” is their strategy.

Orange alien Minion character artwork
Character artwork · Small alien. Large attendance.
Security Officer in UPDF armor holding a weapon, character artwork
Security Officer · Character artwork

FIND YOUR PLACE IN THE FIGHT

Different strengths.
Same pants emergency.

Class roles give your build a starting point. Hold a lane, control the crowd, support your friends, or keep the biggest threats in your sights.

Security Officer
The anchor. Hold the line and make space for the squad.
Tailor Engineer
Control territory with turrets and dispensers.
Dr. Peepers
Keep teammates in the fight with healing and support.
Athlete
Stay mobile, lead the swarm around, and scoop up scrap.
Needle Eye
Bring precision to the fight against elites and bosses.

BUILT FOR ANOTHER RUN

The trouble keeps growing.

Escalating enemies, bosses, and different arenas give your next build something new to handle.

Find the combination.

Mix shared upgrades with class-specific choices. The wider design brings orbitals, auras, turrets, drones and chain effects into the chaos, with synergies to discover as you play.

Bring something home.

Pants Scrap powers your build during a run. Lint is the longer game: persistent progression and unlocks that give you more to work toward between runs.

ONE RIDICULOUS UNIVERSE. THREE WAYS TO PLAY.

Same Minions.
Different bad decisions.

Match, NOPAS Bowling, and NOPAS Survivors are planned for the upcoming beta. Timing and availability will be announced.