Not Our Pants, Alien Swine!

A fast, funny, class-based Roblox invasion game.

The United Pants Defense Force battles alien Collectors trying to steal Earth's most valuable resource: pants.

Coming to Roblox

“Every person deserves to have a good pair of jeans.
This ends today.
Not Our Pants, Alien Swine!

UPDF Official Motto

Match Structure

Three phases. Escalating chaos.

01

Phase 1

Setup

Before the invasion begins, Defenders get a short window to prepare.

Move citizens indoors. Build defenses. Set up safe zones. Repair what you can. Panic efficiently.

The UPDF calls it preparation.
The aliens call it annoying.

02

Phase 2

Invasion

When the mothership opens, the Collectors come pouring in.

Alien minions swarm the streets. UFO beams light up the sky. Part action game, part base defense, part rescue mission, part complete neighborhood disaster.

The aliens want pants.
The UPDF brought blasters.

03

Phase 3

Final Stand

If the Collectors gather enough pants, the battle moves to the Pants Factory.

Cannons come online. Citizens panic. Defenders regroup. The mothership looms overhead, ready to complete the most insulting invasion in galactic history.

Hold the factory. Protect the Golden Pants.
Bring the mothership down.

Choose a side

Pick a faction. Pick a fight.

  • Not our pants. Not today.
  • Defend Earth. Save the pants.
  • The waistband war has begun.
  • No pants left behind.
  • Earth's last defense has pockets.