01
Setup
Pre-sort the inventory.
Use ship systems, scout the battlefield, watch Defender movement, and look for the cracks in their plan.
The UPDF calls it spying. Collectors call it pre-sorting.
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The Collector Invasion
THEY CALL US INTERGALACTIC THIEVES. WE CALL IT INVENTORY.
The humans of Earth have spent generations hoarding pants. Pants in drawers. Pants in closets. Pants on citizens. Unacceptable. Descend from the mothership, command minions, harvest pants, and teach the UPDF that no waistband is truly safe.
Earth has pants. We have beams.
The Mission
Earth: one suspiciously abundant resource.
The Collectors do not understand why humans are so attached to pants. They only know that pants are useful, powerful, and extremely collectible. Every pair stolen brings the mothership closer to full power.
The pants were never yours. They were merely uncollected.
Playstyle
Overwhelm. Distract. Swarm.
Not here to politely duel. Coordinate waves of minions, pressure weak points, breach buildings. The best Collectors make the UPDF chase the wrong problem while the pants quietly disappear.
The Roster
Two leaders. One swarm.
Plus mothership command terminals, scouting drones, and a saucer that grows more dangerous as the invasion progresses.
02
Invasion
The mothership opens.
Minions flood the streets. Beams light up the sky. The mothership begins its glorious work.
The UPDF may have courage. Collectors have logistics.
03
Final Stand
The factory is full of pants.
The mothership moves into position. The UPDF will try to hold the line. They will have no defense.
Ignore the shouting and continue the operation.
Why Play Collectors?
- › chaotic teamwork
- › overwhelming defenses
- › commanding minions
- › disrupting rescue attempts
- › stealing objectives while Defenders are distracted
- › being the reason someone yells “WHO LEFT THE CITIZENS OUTSIDE?”
⚠ Warning Label
The UPDF would like citizens to know that Collector beams are unsafe, unauthorized, and extremely rude.
The Collector High Command would like citizens to know that this is misinformation. Collector beams are safe, authorized, and only rude if you resist.
- Your pants have been selected.
- Resistance is temporary. Collection is forever.
- We came. We saw. We catalogued.
- The UPDF protects pants. We improve distribution.
Apply today. The pants will not collect themselves.
Benefits include mothership access, minion support, advanced beams, dramatic entrances, flexible morality, and excellent pants storage.